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I, for one, love to hear the words “Ophebia Quist-Arcton.” Public radio is such a repository for people with interesting and eccentric names. Happily, we who were born to bear ordinary names no longer have to suffer in quotidian dullness; thanks to the Public Radio Name Generator, we can all have a great name. You […]

I, for one, love to hear the words “Ophebia Quist-Arcton.” Public radio is such a repository for people with interesting and eccentric names. Happily, we who were born to bear ordinary names no longer have to suffer in quotidian dullness; thanks to the Public Radio Name Generator, we can all have a great name. You can call me Donal Pandit-Kwon! At least until somebody invents a P.G. Wodehouse Name Generator.

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