Politics Foreign Affairs Culture Fellows Program

Whacking Day, Stat

Do you recall my posting this photo last summer of a canebrake rattler we killed near where some kids were fishing? He’s so freshly dead in this shot that his rattle is still erect. When I put this up, some readers were put out with me for killing the snake instead of shooing it off […]

get-attachment2Do you recall my posting this photo last summer of a canebrake rattler we killed near where some kids were fishing? He’s so freshly dead in this shot that his rattle is still erect. When I put this up, some readers were put out with me for killing the snake instead of shooing it off somewhere.

Rattlesnakes are everywhere here in Louisiana this summer. In our parish alone, four people have been bitten by rattlers in the past month alone, including the brother of a friend of mine. We just received the news that a rattler today killed Sizzles, the sweet little dog that belongs to our good friends. I hate these damn reptiles with a passion.

I say avenge Sizzles! Mr. Mayor, declare Whacking Day, now!

Sizzles, RIP
Sizzles, RIP
×

Donate to The American Conservative Today

This is not a paywall!

Your support helps us continue our mission of providing thoughtful, independent journalism. With your contribution, we can maintain our commitment to principled reporting on the issues that matter most.

Donate Today:

Donate to The American Conservative Today