Biden Puttin’ On The Dog
Sam Brinton is an MIT graduate who is both a queer activist and a specialist in handling nuclear waste. And he is the Biden Administration’s latest hire at the Department of Energy as the Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition Deputy.
What a colorful life Deputy Brinton has. He is a “pup handler” — that is, a gay man who leads other gay men who pretend to be dogs. What’s that all about? Let this profile in Metro Weekly fill you in. Excerpts:
IN THE PUP COMMUNITY, handlers function the same way dog owners do, keeping a watchful eye on their charge and reining in the pups if needed. It’s the handlers who train the pups and teach them discipline, doling out rewards or punishments based on good or bad behavior.
“Think of any bio-dog,” [Pup] Gryphn says. “You can train them. It’s this ‘go do this’ reward system, just like a bio-dog. So let’s say you’re playing fetch, you throw the ball, the pup picks it up, brings it back, and drops it at your feet. You’re going to reward him, whether it’s petting him or anything like that.
“Or, let’s go to an extreme,” he continues. “Let’s say you’re doing pup play around the house and the pup decides to pee on the floor. Obviously the pup is going to be punished for that. Typically, when we’re being humans, it’s ‘Why would you correct me in front of so-and-so? That’s wrong, don’t do that. Don’t speak for the next five minutes,’ something like that.”
Just like the pups they are tasked with watching over, some handlers need to enter their own headspace when engaging in puppy play.
“My headspace is equivalent to the mom who sees her kid in danger, or the dad who wants to teach his son how to play football,” says Nubi’s 27-year-old handler, Sam [Brinton]. “It’s the concept of the teacher and nurturer…. My job is to make sure that while he’s in headspace, I’m keeping him safe.”
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Others have polyamorous or open relationships in their personal lives that allow them to have a kink partner who is separate from their real life spouse or partner. Depending on the spouse, they may either shun pup or other fetish scenes entirely, or slowly be brought into the fold after becoming more comfortable with their significant other’s bedroom preferences.
“One of my friends was married to his husband, and had a sir outside of their relationship,” says Gryphn. “That sir eventually decided that ‘My collar would be best served by your husband,’ so now his husband has become his sir.”
An alternative arrangement works best for Sam and Pup Nubi.
“Pup and I have what I feel is one of the most ideally perfect connections between our personal and kink life,” Sam says. “Both of us have other partners, so we come into this space, and then we come out of it, knowing the boundaries of where your kink and non-kink relationships begin and end.”
Of course, even among partners, two individuals will approach sex from different perspectives. Sam needs to mentally distance his sexual activity from the pup scene, but for Nubi, it’s easier to stay in character.
“I actually have trouble when we transition from pup play to having sex,” Sam explains. “Like, ‘No, I can’t have you whimper like that when we’re having sex,’ because I don’t want to mix that world. It’s interesting, because he doesn’t have to come out of pup mode to have me f*ck him. I personally have to bring him out of pup perception for me. But then I’m still treating him as a submissive to me.”
“I get self-conscious very easily,” says Nubi. “So being in pup headspace in the bedroom keeps me very focused on exactly what’s in front of me, so it sort of serves a function in that respect.”
The Biden Administration’s newest nuclear waste deputy would like the world to know that back then, his boyfriend could still pretend to be a dog when he sodomized the lad. Can you believe that some people think that’s weird? More:
“One of the hardest things about being a handler is that I’ve honestly had people ask, ‘Wait, you have sex with animals?’” Sam says. “They believe it’s abusive, that it’s taking advantage of someone who may not be acting up to a level of human responsibility…. The other misperception is that I have some really messed up background, like, did I have some horrible childhood trauma that made me like to have sex with animals.”
Other outsiders may not have a sense of personal space, believing they can touch or grab the puppies as they wish.
“I have three separate tails. I have my show tail, which attaches to my belt, and I have two other tails, which are insertables,” Gryphn says. “This is something I feel very strongly about. I have been in the center of a bar, elbow-to-elbow, and someone has grabbed my tail — and it was my show tail — and yanked on it. I stopped everything I was doing in mid-sentence, turned around, and educated the person about it.
It’s important to note that Sam Brinton has not been outed here. For years he has been up front about his kinks, for which he has advocated, in part as head of governmental relations for The Trevor Project. Here he is instructing people about the importance of pronoun usage:
He has worked his way up through the progressive establishment. This is what it means to have Democratic Party governance now: a freak show. None of those people recognize it as a freak show. Appointing to the federal government’s nuclear management agency a weirdo who puts his wing-wang up the rear end of men who pretend to be dogs, and brags about it to the media, is just another day of celebrating Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion™.
But yes, by all means, let’s us Americans lecture the rest of the world on how backwards they are. Not like us in Weimar America. I suppose America has always had its freaks, including its sexual freaks, but in our progressive paradise, they now they get to run the government.
UPDATE: Someone asks in the comments section if I’m not just guilty of pointing and sneering, “Look at the freak!” Several others want to know what the public sexual life and proclivities of this Brinton person have to do with whether or not he can do the DOE job (I noted in the first sentence of the post above that he holds a degree from MIT; this cat isn’t an Oberlin gender studies grad, for sure). Here is the answer to those and related queries. But first, a little more about Sam Brinton.
Here’s something from a favorable 2017 college newspaper account of a talk he gave on the Rensselaer Polytechnic campus. It shows how activists like him work: they disarm normies by making them sympathetic (“shedding tears, not blood” is how I frame it), and then evangelize for perversion. Read on:
This past Monday, I went straight from my Data Structures test to an open discussion in the Center for Biotechnology and Interdisciplinary Studies with political activist and nuclear policy expert Sam Brinton. I walked in around 8 pm and immediately saw Brinton. He was wearing all black, except for his red, glittery heels, and the words “Ropes, Whips, & Kinks, Oh My!!” were projected onto the wall behind him.
He began by addressing the description for the event that we had all seen online. I went in expecting a talk about his political experiences working to end conversion therapy, sexuality, and the LGBTQ community, mostly because that is what the description told me. Brinton dispelled this, describing the event as “modern sex-ed” and “an exploration of kink.” He began by giving us the history of kink and sex education, including the Kama Sutra, the making of taboo by Richard von Krafft-Ebing and Sigmund Freud, the “Leather Era,” and the rise of the term BDSM. Brinton stressed the importance of consent and communication, along with its contribution to healthy relationships and its ability to lower psychological stress during sex. The video Tea Consent by Blue Seat Studios was recommended to anyone with questions about the subject.
On the subject of kinks directly, Brinton explained the difference between headspace and physical types of play. Headspace involves the use of a mental state, and includes kinks like adult babies and diaper lovers, primal play, humiliation, degradation, and pup play. Physical play, on the other hand, involves the use of toys and objects to set the scene. This includes the more widely known kinks, including bondage, impact play, flogging, and temperature play.
After the presentation aspect of the talk ended, we moved onto a question session. Throughout the entire talk, Brinton was open about his experiences, the kinks he partakes in, and the nature of his relationships. He left us with countless anecdotes, like how he enjoys tying up his significant other like a table, and eating his dinner on him while he watches Star Trek. Upon being asked about how long he knew he was into kink, he explained that it wasn’t necessarily from birth, but that his kinks manifested in nonsexual ways. Once he started having sex, he got bored with the idea that he couldn’t control the whole experience, which led him to the idea of domination. He also expanded on his experiences with pup play, the differences between kinks and fetishes, and how to safely choke one’s partner.
We then moved onto demonstrations. Brinton taught us about bondage, starting with wrist restraints and ending with harnesses. He took volunteers that he used to demonstrate the rope tying techniques, and others to demonstrate them on himself. I got to leave the room saying that I tied Brinton, the nuclear advisor to Donald Trump, into a harness and that I now know the basics of bondage. He also passed out ropes to the audience and encouraged us to practice on each other.
When the demonstrations ended, he invited us to come play with his toys or talk to him more. The entire audience went up to the stage, and Brinton graciously explained the purpose and proper usage of each toy. He even demonstrated the use of a carbon fiber rod on those who were interested, and the marks he left on my arm lasted for a few days. He told us more stories, some about working in Washington, D.C., the few times he helped Michelle Obama pick out shoes, his efforts to end conversion therapy, and his experiences as a dominatrix.
I enjoyed every second of the event. It was informative on a subject that is often viewed as taboo, and I felt comfortable and safe the entire time. Brinton filled in the gaps of my Google searches and mediocre sex education in high school in the best way possible. He has given these kinds of talks at Rensselaer in the past, and I hope they continue into the future.
If you dig around online, you can see that there are people who seriously question Brinton’s account of having been subject to savage conversion therapy by his Southern Baptist parents. I’m not going to link to them here, because I don’t want to go down the rabbit hole of trying to figure out where the truth lies. But I saw enough to say that I wouldn’t trust this drama queen’s account as far as I could throw him. Him telling the college students above that he was an adviser to Donald Trump, and that he went shoe shopping with Michelle Obama — I believe they are lies.
He also openly says, on his website, that he uses his nuclear background to gain access to senior corridors of power, to influence leaders to accept the full panoply of sexual deviance:
You might believe that Brinton’s capacity to do the DOE job has nothing to do with his kink activism, but he doesn’t share your belief. He believes that it is good and right to gain access to senior levels of government, and use that access for advocacy. Anybody inside DOE who has to work with this guy now should be on notice that he is going to be watching them for signs that they don’t affirm him in every way — and he will make trouble for them. Guaranteed.
We live in a culture in which Brinton is not seen as a failure, but as a success. He rode to fame by denouncing the conversion therapy he alleges that his parents forced him into. It’s a story that’s too good to check, I guess, but maybe it’s true. Assuming that it is true, and what he endured was exactly as bad as he said, then that atrocity in no way justifies his perversion today, or his advocacy for perversion. But Brinton understands well our therapeutic culture, and how confronting elites and young audiences with tales of troglodytic religious conservatives behaving badly serves as a Medusa that paralyzes moral judgment.
Here in Weimar America, we long ago left behind the labeling of any behavior as perversion, or any judgment or shame on sexual matters. What do you think “Pride” is about, anyway? Most normies think that it’s about helping the fellow normie gay man or lesbian co-worker or neighbor live without harassment — something that many conservatives (like me) would support. But that is the camel’s nose under the tent. In 1993, I was living in Washington and covered the big, million-person gay march on the Mall . There were a lot of normie gay folks there. But I was shocked to see so many people just like Sam Brinton, who probably was just a toddler then. This world had been invisible to me. I saw lots of BDSM men (masters and slaves). I saw a group of “faeries,” including one man who had a tree limb inserted in his anus and fastened to his torso, dragging it around like the train of a wedding dress. I was sure that once these images made it onto TV, it would set back the LGBT rights movement.
But they never made it onto TV. The images of the march that the national media showed were carefully curated to eliminate all the non-bourgeois people. The media understood well what had been obvious to me on the Mall that day: that if the American people had an accurate image of the crowd that day, they would have been horrified. Around the same time, I recall that Jerry Falwell, I believe it was, was under fire for broadcasting on his show, without commentary, clips from a DC Gay Pride Parade, featuring floats filled with people like Sam Brinton. Falwell was assailed as a bigot, simply for showing images of the actually existing Pride parade.
Thirty years later, the pervs that LGBT leaders and media allies feared would set back the movement if people saw them are now hailed as symbols of liberation, and welcomed into government.
See, this is why we are probably going to lose the struggle over transgender normalization. Where is the cultural energy to push back against it? Today it’s transgenderism. What will it be tomorrow? Sam Brinton gives you a clue.