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Honey Boo Boo Child & the Apocalypse

A Facebook friend writes: Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN. Who is this Honey Boo […]

A Facebook friend writes:

Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.

Who is this Honey Boo Boo of whom he speaks? Uh, ratcheer. Watch that video; it’s the Redneck Gotterdammerung. It’s trashiness makes the late, unlamented “Anna Nicole Show” look like Jackie Kennedy giving a tour of the White House. I am trying hard — I am trying real hard — to suppress my Ignatius-At-The-Prytania instinct, because I am thisclose to being ALL IN!

 

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