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Ding Dong, The Witch Is … A Ding-Dong

Emily Kohrs, foreman of the grand jury investigating Donald Trump, shows that there's no limit to what Jobless Former Theater Kids can do
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Oh my, is this ever funny. The foreman of the Georgia grand jury investigating Donald Trump, Emily Kohrs, is an actual witch -- and a nut who has gone on a media tour that could imperil the case against Trump and friends.

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This is a positive turn of events for Donald Trump and his associates, seems to me. How can the prosecutor indict when this crackpot is the face of the grand jury, and she has behaved so outrageously by walking right up to the razor's edge in what a grand jury member can say in public?

Turns out Lady Loonybird really is a witch:

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Awesome. Very stable, our Emily. Unemployed Former Theater Kids: Is there anything they can't do? From CNN:

The former US Attorney Harry Litman said on CNN on Wednesday that prosecutors have got to be “consternated” that a potential jury pool could be contaminated by Kohrs’ “odd 15-minute PR tour.”

But he acknowledged that her teasing suggestion that Trump could be indicted is nothing short of incredible.

“In terms of magnitude, I’m straining for the right adjectives, but it’d be the biggest thing that’s happened in the criminal law perhaps in American history, right? This has never happened to a former president,” Litman said.

Kohrs's wackadoodlery may not have legally imperiled the potential case against Trump and his associates, but politically, how on earth are you going to get anybody to take a prosecution seriously when the investigation was led by a coquettish dingbat who offers advice on which kind of weather is best for casting which kinds of spells? I mean, look, if the austere pagan leader John Michael Greer were on this grand jury, his religious beliefs would hardly have entered into the picture. He's a serious person, a mature thinker. I'd trust his judgment. But this kook Emily Kohrs is a Wiccan shanda for the goyim.

What a time to be alive!

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JON FRAZIER
JON FRAZIER
Our taste for loony-tunery is boundless these days. See also: Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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    Fran Macadam
    Fran Macadam
    No worries. All things continue as they have. There's a warning scripture about that though.
    As for MTG, a stance that says end the US war against Russia is Loonie Tunes is delusional is far crazier. Continuing down the path of a war that's clearly becoming existential in seeking to eliminate Russia from the face of the Earth will surely have the coda of "That's All, Folks!"
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Fran Macadam
Fran Macadam
Yet I detect you are disappointed that it would imperil the case against Trump, believing that legitimate, despite not knowing any of the facts?
Gee Rod. I also recall when you considered the Russiagate hoax credible enough to consider that Trump really might be a Russian Manchurian Candidate. This cannot have been driven by facts, but by personal animus, which is some way was wanted to be true in a case of bias confirmation.
Like it or not, and I don't like the dearth of choices, once again Trump is the only major politician opposing this insane war with Russia. What a rotten situation for us, the beleaguered American people, being dragged into a major foreign war in which if our bipartisan War Party gets its way, we will be destroyed in the exchange of nuclear intercontinental missiles in the attempt to achieve our policy, Russia's unconditional surrender. Our neocon captured senile President no longer has the judgement to do other than careen on ahead to mutual assured destruction while fantasizing victory.
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    Bernie
    Bernie
    Always back to your anti-war mantra, no matter the topic, Fran. But then you are an agenda-driven pacifist. You can applaud Trump as being anti-war all you want, but if he can’t win the Presidency, and there is a growing movement which believes he cannot, it does little good to push for him.
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      Zenos Alexandrovitch
      Zenos Alexandrovitch
      So, you support NATO's war to support pederasty worldwide? And have a problem when people are against fighting a war for the sake of child rape?
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      Fran Macadam
      Fran Macadam
      You don't think witchcraft, hatred of Christians, LGBTQ+ and
      looming world war aren't related? It's why there is no peace movement. The suicidal, destructive and anti-life along with the pandemic of lying are in full throat. I realize there will never be an end to war until after Armageddon. Nevertheless, things are in the saddle and they ride mankind. Under that kind of demonic influence the insane control the discourse and those affected lunge towards war, the most unimaginable in human history. I'm not so sanguine that I long for the Apocalypse, because it means the destruction of billions of lives and the biosphere. It will represent the ultimate failure of humanity's dreams of progress and justice. Yet the madmen and madwomen we've allowed to take charge are hurtling headlong to destruction. A witch's brew indeed.
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        Bernie
        Bernie
        What I think is that you take over these blog comments with a repetitive, relentless number of comments. Others here hate war and are very concerned about the direction of the West’s military involvement in Ukraine. You take over these comment threads with a repeatedly predictable preoccupation.
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          Fran Macadam
          Fran Macadam
          The fact is you have no alternatives to a major war that are practical, and you write off the only prominent leader willing to speak out, whom this delusional witch gets a kick out of trying to make a criminal.
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Jonesy
Jonesy
She looks like a youthful archetypal wicked witch of the west and will continue to crone out as she ages. Are you sure she’s a crackpot?
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    Fran Macadam
    Fran Macadam
    She's stirring the pot for sure.
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Robert Parmenter
Robert Parmenter
Serves the Liberals right! Amazingly God allows those who oppose Him to just get what they ask for! Amazing
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