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You remember Capt. Clay Higgins, right? He’s the St. Landry Parish (Louisiana) sheriff’s deputy who has become a cult figure through his Crimestoppers TV spots. He comes across as an Old West figure, in the best possible way. Here he is addressing a grocery store thief. And here he is putting the smackdown on a fugitive named Bullethead.

It is impossible to improve on Capt. Higgins. Don’t believe me? Here is a message from his wife.
Well, Capt. Higgins now has a line of t-shirts and other swag that he’s selling to raise money for a shelter for homeless people and domestic abuse people in St. Landry. Watch that video from the website. Capt. Higgins is like a Cajun cross between John Wayne and Coach Eric Taylor. I know what I want for Christmas: