Andy McCarthy and others are peddling the theory that Bill Ayers is the ghostwriter of Obama’s Dreams of My Father. Matthew Yglesias is thinking small when he writes, “the speculations gets really interesting when we consider the possibility that Ayers was the assassin Hillary Clinton hired to kill Vince Foster.”

When the other shoe drops, it will be clear that Obama and Ayers are part of an advanced team of elitist extraterrestrials here to harvest hard working Red State Americans as food. Look out for their next book: To Serve Man.