Behold, this hypnotic excerpt from an oratorical masterpiece from the lips of dear respected leader Kim Jong Un:

The guiding ideology of the WPK is the great Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism. It is a glorious Kimilsungist-Kimjongilist party whose guiding ideology is Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism and which struggles for its realization.

Kim Jong Un

Kim Jong Un

By energetically conducting ideological and theoretical activities with unexcelled ideological and theoretical wisdom and extraordinary ability to explore, the General formulated the President’s revolutionary ideas as Kimilsungism, ensuring that it shone more brilliantly as a great ideology guiding the era of independence. In particular, he developed the President’s idea of giving importance to arms into the idea of Songun revolution and theory of Songun politics, and advanced the theory of building a thriving socialist nation, remarkably enhancing the attraction and viability of Kimilsungism and clearly verifying its justness in the revolutionary practice.

As the General performed the unique achievement of developing Kimilsungism as required by the times and developing revolution, our Party members and other people long combined the President’s ideology with the General’s, calling them Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism and recognizing it as the guiding ideology of our Party. However the General, who was boundlessly humble, sternly prohibited his name from being associated with the guiding ideology of our Party, saying that nothing would be seen other than Kimilsungism, no matter how one delves into Kimjongilism.

I’m sure that sounds a lot better in the original Vogon Korean.