I hope you’re sitting down for this one. Dale Hansen, the outspoken veteran Dallas sportscaster, opens up a can of whup-ass on the Dallas Cowboys for signing convicted woman-beating defensive end Greg Hardy to a multimillion-dollar one-year deal. I have never seen a sportscaster say anything like this (mind the mild profanity at the two-minute mark).

This is greatness, just greatness. The man has Texas-sized cojones, for sure.