White Nerds on Nutmeg
That time I got high on a holiday spice. Because teenage idiocy
Posts in category “Whatever!”
Red in Tooth and Hoof
Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue
The Travails of Travel
In which Your Incompetent Working Boy takes the long way home
Gavin, A Kid Who Knows What’s What In Life
These kids’ parents woke them up, put them into the packed minivan, …
Miss Emily Litella Alert
Never mind: The Associated Press has retracted key claims from its reports …
I, iGenius
I will be out of pocket for a few hours. Genius that …
Never Pass Up An Opportunity To Be Kind
A reminder. Excerpt: Dear woman behind me in line at the grocery …
Your Reverse Bucket List
The New York Times asks its readers to consider their Reverse Bucket …
Letter From Nerd Camp
My son Matthew is away at a three-week summer program for …
Unhand My Wife, O.J. Simpson!
I never thought I would be able to type the subject line …
What’s Next, Auschwitz Ashtrays?
The crap on sale at the 9/11 Museum Store is unspeakably tawdry. …
Modern Art
Matthew is getting the art he made in art class this semester …
The Zen Of Lady Bracknell
Terry Teachout says, “We all need to watch this at least once …
This Is A Thing. That Exists.
According to the Wall Street Journal: He’s the consummate villain: terrorizing villagers, …
Weird Egg Dream
Here’s something weird. After turning in a piece, I had a hard …
Starbucks Goes To Hell
Starbucks has apologized to a Louisiana woman who received her coffee beverages …
Red in Tooth and Hoof
Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue
The Travails of Travel
In which Your Incompetent Working Boy takes the long way home
Gavin, A Kid Who Knows What’s What In Life
These kids’ parents woke them up, put them into the packed minivan, …
Miss Emily Litella Alert
Never mind: The Associated Press has retracted key claims from its reports …
I, iGenius
I will be out of pocket for a few hours. Genius that …
Never Pass Up An Opportunity To Be Kind
A reminder. Excerpt: Dear woman behind me in line at the grocery …
Your Reverse Bucket List
The New York Times asks its readers to consider their Reverse Bucket …
Letter From Nerd Camp
My son Matthew is away at a three-week summer program for …
Unhand My Wife, O.J. Simpson!
I never thought I would be able to type the subject line …
What’s Next, Auschwitz Ashtrays?
The crap on sale at the 9/11 Museum Store is unspeakably tawdry. …
Modern Art
Matthew is getting the art he made in art class this semester …
The Zen Of Lady Bracknell
Terry Teachout says, “We all need to watch this at least once …
This Is A Thing. That Exists.
According to the Wall Street Journal: He’s the consummate villain: terrorizing villagers, …
Weird Egg Dream
Here’s something weird. After turning in a piece, I had a hard …
Starbucks Goes To Hell
Starbucks has apologized to a Louisiana woman who received her coffee beverages …