[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vt3WdZYm3E&w=525&h=300]

This is not a joke. I mean, this is not an SNL fake commercial. It is an ad for a thing that truly exists. You can buy one here. It’s the most American thing imaginable, and not in a flattering way.

It’s for kids whose parents won’t take them to the drag queen story time at the local library.