I made that, but the idea was completely stolen from Louisiana Public Broadcasting!  I also like this:

 I hate summer. I hate summer so hard. Always have. Always will. Until and unless I move to England.

Do you know how hot and humid it is here in south Louisiana? My wife found mildew on the screen porch coffee table on the rings where people had set down their drinks. The water not only failed to evaporate, it stayed long enough for biological life to emerge from it.