Did you know the hathotically tiresome Morrissey has an autobiography out in the UK? According to The Guardian, it’s good — and it’s reassuring, because the Maharishi of Mope is just as miserable as he ever was. This week he blistered President Obama for promoting — and laughing at! — what the Mozzer calls “Thankskilling.” Somehow, I missed the dust-up earlier this year when Morrissey cancelled his planned appearance on Jimmy Kimmel because he didn’t want to share the program with the Duck Dynasty cast, whom he denounced as “animal serial killers.” Watch Kimmel and the Robertsons gig him back: