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I, for one, wish to commend the extraordinary Wisconsin public servant who beat the crap out of a clown.  I’m telling you, people, if the clown ain’t Krusty, don’t trust him. Do you know what fear of clowns is called? Coulrophobia. Look what clowns did to this poor woman. Why I oughta…! If you ever […]

I, for one, wish to commend the extraordinary Wisconsin public servant who beat the crap out of a clown. 

I’m telling you, people, if the clown ain’t Krusty, don’t trust him. Do you know what fear of clowns is called? Coulrophobia. Look what clowns did to this poor woman. Why I oughta…!

If you ever go drinking with me, get a couple cocktails in me and ask me about Christian clowns.

 

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