He has an uncontrollable habit of bombthrowing and contrarianism, but he had me with the polka dot pink tie and matching pocket kerchief, so he can stay. ~Joanna, Fey Accompli

Unfortunately, I can only manage to have an uncontrollable habit of bombthrowing (only rhetorical, naturally) and contrarianism (I’m not entirely sure why these are objectionable habits, which is probably why I engage in them so often). The rest I leave to the master of style himself.