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Democrats: ‘Gerrymander This Coochie’

If white supremacists had made this Michelle Obama-related get-out-the-vote ad, we would never hear the end of it
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The depravity of American popular culture knows no bounds. Delano Squires is right: this ad, created by BLK, the dating app for black singles, urging black Americans to get out to vote is revolting.

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Don't play that ad at work. It is grotesque -- and Squires is right: Michelle Obama is part of this messaging. The message is "No Voting, No Vucking," which, when spoken, makes the message clear. It's urging women to hold out on men who aren't registered to vote. If a white supremacist had depicted black people like this -- as sex-mad animals -- we would never hear the end of protest, and we shouldn't, because it is totally degrading. But this was made by black liberals, for black people.

I just don't get progressives. Remember a couple of years ago the celebration of the filthy Cardi B. + Megan Thee Stallion song "W.A.P." -- which stands for "wet-ass pussy"? The video is coming up on 500 million views. Hillary Clinton praised "the audacity [and] the agency" that Cardi and Megan demonstrated in the song. NPR, the gold standard of progressive midwittery, called it the best song of 2020. Among other things, the song celebrates women -- proudly described in the lyrics as "whores" -- having raunchy sex in exchange for gifts. That summer, NPR brought in a "cultural critic" to talk about the song. She praised it as an innovative and iconic song "celebrating women's empowerment." Host Ari Shapiro twitted critics as "Puritanical," and quoted Ben Shapiro mocking it. The critic, Taylor Crumpton, denounced Ben Shapiro for "making a mockery" of black women's sexuality. She continued: "He's dehumanizing Megan and Cardi."

Ben Shapiro dehumanized them?! No, sorry, these dirtbags dehumanized themselves by presenting themselves as animals. Here are the lyrics -- and I'm sorry to scandalize you, but you need to know exactly what our elites celebrate (and the non-elites too; the song was a massive hit):

There's some whores in this house

I said (hold up), certified freak
Seven days a week
wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a Kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack Truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring

Gobble me, swallow me
Drip down inside of me
Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Talk your shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat
For this wet-ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet-ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet-ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet-ass pussy

Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly thing
That swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo!

Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat you
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for "big demeanor"
I could make you bust before I ever meet you
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet-ass pussy

We are a long, long way from Smokey Robinson and Otis Redding, that's for sure. This is a culture of death. The Democratic Party, naturally, is capitalizing on it. There is no human dignity in this ad. None. It is the result of a pornified culture.

UPDATE: I had missed this recent song, "BDF: Baby Daddy Free," performed in front of an abortion clinic. The black woman raps, "I ain't got no nigga baby coming out of me." Though blacks make up only 13 percent of the US population, they account for almost 37 percent of all abortions. And white supremacy is the worst problem black America faces? Really?

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Chris Karr
Chris Karr
Let's go Brandon!
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    Michael Campbell
    Michael Campbell
    Which is eye-rolling, beyond a point.

    I suspect this will go over basically the same. Black people seem fairly cynical about politics most of the time, and vote heavily on material issues, hence this - the Democrat platform in this election is basically custom made for upper middle class white women, and their holding the high inflation card will depress materially-oriented working class voters. I saw in a couple of elections there were concerns about nonwhite Dem voter turnout. This just smells lame and desperate.
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      JON FRAZIER
      JON FRAZIER
      Sounds like someone read Lysistrata and thought :"Gee that's a good idea, including all the dirty words and jokes". Of course it lost something-- quite a lot-- in the translation.
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Bogdán Emil
Bogdán Emil
Disgusting. Repellent. Hideous. You are completely correct. And if you can admit to having been wrong about Iraq, and other stuff you've screwed up in life, I can admit that I've been wrong as well. I've been too permissive in my liberal outlook, just generally. I too have defended the indefensible, and have to eat some humble pie, because the wheel of history is turning relentlessly, grinding down the limits that we tend to take for granted. Liberalism as an idea is far less complete and practical than I once thought. What a fate!

But aren't you (and all of us, including me) getting a secret thrill, witnessing and judging this depravity? Something here reminds me a bit of your former Jerry Springer indulgence. There's something lurid about watching people degrade themselves. It can be taken too far. Still, my libertarian heart cannot be constrained. If we have Jerry Springer guests and audience at the ready, we might as well have a Jerry Springer. You cannot blame him for shining a light upon the scandalous heathens among us, because Jerry weirdly does it out of love. He loves those freaks and tries to gently improve them. You've seen the show.

Rod, you love America, and you love black Americans. That's why you're so vehement in your criticism of craziness. People who fail to appreciate this about you are just being willful, blind, stupid, annoying dorks.

Here is a poem by Robinson Jeffers I like, just to balance the vulgar depravity on display, but still keeping the theme of your post intact:

SHINE, PERISHING REPUBLIC

While this America settles in the mould of its vulgarity, heavily thickening to empire
And protest, only a bubble in the molten mass, pops and sighs out, and the mass hardens,
I sadly smiling remember that the flower fades to make fruit, the fruit rots to make earth.
Out of the mother; and through the spring exultances, ripeness and decadence; and home to the mother.
You making haste haste on decay: not blameworthy; life is good, be it stubbornly long or suddenly
A mortal splendor: meteors are not needed less than mountains: shine, perishing republic.
But for my children, I would have them keep their distance from the thickening center; corruption
Never has been compulsory, when the cities lie at the monster's feet there are left the mountains.
And boys, be in nothing so moderate as in love of man, a clever servant, insufferable master.
There is the trap that catches noblest spirits, that caught--they say--
God, when he walked on earth.
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Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker
Isn't this voting campaign basically an adaptation of Aristophanes's Lysistrata? Silly, sure, but I don't remember anyone saying that the story of the Greek women holding out on the Greek men until they stopped fighting was a sign of a culture of death. The only puzzling question is, why encourage only black women to do this? Are white and Asian women not capable of the same self-restraint?

As for Megan Thee Stallion, I agree what she does is pretty horrific, and I don't know anyone who thinks of me as any kind of prude. Indeed, the fact that she makes sex look bad is exactly what bothers me most about her work. Are people actually turned on by this kind of thing? Or do they just take pleasure in shocking people in the same way as a flasher or an art vandal? Call me crazy, but I doubt we'd see much stuff like W.A.P. if there were no bourgeoises to epater.
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    Zenos Alexandrovitch
    Zenos Alexandrovitch
    Lysistrata... but many Grecian city states allowed child rape - so, no sex with women didn't mean much as far as sexual activity - but about carrying on of the family. That's not what's going on here.

    And generally denial of sex is disastrous for the woman as her male support can be removed easily enough. Modern women don't have enough going them that witholding their genitals amounts to anything.
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    Rod Dreher
    Rod Dreher
    The bourgeoisie loves this stuff! It's just straight animalistic degradation, all the way down. Obviously the objection here is not to the Lysistrata idea, but to the grotesque pornographic representation of sexuality. And in a "get out the vote" ad!
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Don Tikkala
Don Tikkala
I agree wholeheartedly with RD's disgust In Re Cardi B + Megan's W.A.P. "song"; but reading those obscene lyrics takes me back to the estimable jazz and blues singer, Alberta Hunter (1895 - 1984) and her <i>Amtrak Blues</i> album recorded by Columbia Records in 1980 when she was 85. There's one track on it, <i>My Handy Man Ain't Handy No More</i> full of double entendres, but unlike W.A.P. it's not indecent - just LOL funny:
<blockquote>Now whoever said a good man was hard to find
Positively, absolutely sure was blind
'Cause I just found the best man that ever was
And here's just a few of the things that he does, ow
He shakes my ashes,
Greases my griddle,
Churns my butter,
And he strokes my fiddle, aw
My man, is such a handy man
Now he threads my needle,
And he creams my wheat,
Heats my heater,
And he chops my meat, he's a mess,
My man, is such a handy man
Now I don't care if you believe it or not,
He's a mighty nice man to have around,
'Cause when my furnace gets too hot, mm
He's right there to turn my damper down,
For everything, that man of mine's got a scheme
And honey it's amazing the way he handles my machine
My man, is such a handyman (oh that man is a mess ow)
He flaps my flapjacks,
Cleans off the table,
Feeds the horses in my stable,
My man, is such a handyman
And do you know, sometimes he's up, way before dawn,
Busy cleaning the rough edges off my lawn,
My man, is such a handyman
Now, he never has a single word to say,
While he's working hard (poor soul),
And I'd give anything if you could see the way,
He handles my front yard, aw
Now my ice never gets a chance to melt away,
'Cause he sees that I get a nice fresh piece everyday,
My man, is such a handyman. </blockquote>
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    Rod Dreher
    Rod Dreher
    Sure, but don't you see the artfulness in that, the sense of play? There's none of that in WAP.
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Jonesy
Jonesy
Well it’s becoming the dominant culture here now that we’ve lost our virtue. I don’t see it doing anything but getting worse.
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