Greetings from Martin, Tenn. On the long trip up here, I walked behind this Social Justice Warrior in the DFW Airport. You might not be able to see clearly his backpack patches and pins. According to his backpack, he is against the Nazis (but might be supportive of Imperial Japan), he is a “Peacemonger” who believes we should “COEXIST.” And the little black and white button on the far right advises one to “SHUT THE F–K UP”.

SJWs, man.

Among the Christian Right SJWs, word comes to me that a radio-show-having Christ-follower in Iowa, a Mr. Steve Deace, has said that Your Working Boy will go to Hell for failing to defend Kim Davis. Here are some quotes from his interview with local GOP macher Bob Vander Plaats:

“Beware of those in a culture war who write, you know, really principled and highly intellectual thought pieces for conservative or Christian outlets, and then in a time of crisis and confrontation like this, they say, oh this is not the right hill to die on,” he fumed. “What they really mean, Bob, is there’s never a right time to stand for anything nor is there ever any hill to die on. And these are the people, they’re going to hold the jail cell open for us when the Marxists throw us inside too.”

He added that his only comfort was that those conservatives are on their way to Hell: “It reminds me of the famous quote from Dante, that the hottest places in Hell are reserved for these kind of cowardly quislings. And I’ll just flat-out say it on the radio, the mere thought of that comforts me. The mere thought of that statement being true comforts me, because it confirms that God is just and they have received their award in full.”

“And judgment is mine, declares the Lord,” Vander Plaats added. “And so therefore we’re glad we serve a just God.”

Can’t you feel the Christian love? I know I can! Man, I want some of what they have. It’s so inspiring. Maybe I should read some Dante, so I can know what I have coming to me. Oh, wait…