9:24pm Central:

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Uncle Chuckie called it.

UPDATE: 9:37 Central:

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UPDATE.1: Oh my God:

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UPDATE.2: One good thing if Trump wins: the agony of fatheads like this:

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UPDATE.3: You know I didn’t vote for the guy, and I think the country is screwed six ways to Sunday, but … imagining the wailing and gnashing of teeth in the NYT newsroom makes me happy:

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