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A Sasquatch Guide On Where Not To Live

My friend Val, who strangely persists in living in the Pacific Northwest, despite the mortal danger from Sasquatch assaults, sends this map (see it. You will notice that there are relatively few sightings here in south Louisiana. They are afraid that the Cajuns will turn them into a Sasquatch sauce piquante. And they’re right to be!

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My friend Val, who strangely persists in living in the Pacific Northwest, despite the mortal danger from Sasquatch assaults, sends this map (see it. You will notice that there are relatively few sightings here in south Louisiana. They are afraid that the Cajuns will turn them into a Sasquatch sauce piquante. And they’re right to be!

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