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Prayers For Myers-Briggs Types

Reader Helen sends this in. If you haven’t taken the Myers-Briggs test, it won’t make sense to you. If you have, then you will laugh at how accurate these are for the personality types. I’m an INFP/ENFP border-straddler, and man oh Manischewitz, how true these prayers below are to my character: ISTJ: Lord help me to […]

Reader Helen sends this in. If you haven’t taken the Myers-Briggs test, it won’t make sense to you. If you have, then you will laugh at how accurate these are for the personality types. I’m an INFP/ENFP border-straddler, and man oh Manischewitz, how true these prayers below are to my character:

ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.

ISTP: God help me to consider people’s feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they’re usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask.

ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don’t mind my asking).

ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.

ESFJ: God give me patience, and I mean right NOW.

INFJ: Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)

INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta

ENFP: God,help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-ing at a time.

ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others’ ideas, WRONG though they may be.

INTP: Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

ENTP: Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I’ll settle for a few minutes.

ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwatIdo.

Amen.

 

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