Over at The Weekly Standard, Michael Goldfarb “wonders if the president hasn’t been concealing some greater fluency with the language of the Koran.” Witness Obama’s single word to the Saudi king: “Shukran.” To the uninitiated, that simply translates “thank you.” But as every good neocon knows, it actually means, “I pledge allegiance to the Caliphate.”

Nearly as damning, when queried about his family vacation to Paris, the president admitted, “Michelle, I think, speaks a little French.” Quel horror!