Remember the Seattle crackpot who married a building? Now she claims to be engaged to a neighborhood. :
Now, Aivaz has informed the Seattle City Council she’ll be marrying the Yesler Terrace neighborhood near the Central District. She is, after all, widowed now that her beloved warehouse has been demolished.
I knew it. You let a girl marry a warehouse, and next thing you know, she’s a damn polygamist. A whole neighborhood! Tramp.