Immanentizing The Eschaton Alert!
11 Responses to Immanentizing The Eschaton Alert!
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In which we recall that … apocryphal … one-hit duo Ezekiel and Heavens, and their one hit, “In the Year 3372″. And in which we answer the poet with a “yes, Mr. Blake, and they also did in modern times, too, if now upon “West Feliciana’s Baptist churches green” rather than England’s mountains …
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Well, you can hardly expect them to live in old ruins forever. They have got to be pretty drafty with all the shell holes in the walls.
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Here I thought this post was going to be about the Pristine Faith Restoration Society!
They’re doing the Harold Camping thing, but they’ve got a much cooler name than he ever did.
http://triablogue.blogspot.com/2012/12/joel-richardson-tim-warner-and-time-of.html
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That’s not called “Immanentizing the Eschaton.” It is called “We are Protestant, let us restart Christianity from scratch one more time.”
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I bet most states in the Union have at least one housing development called “Paradise Estates”. Perhaps one of the really exclusive ones has a gateway ornament in the shape of a huge needle’s eye with an exalted camel passing through it.
In upstate New York, there’s a city called Troy. Presumably, its founders were resolved to be better prepared for a siege than last time.
Happy New Year anyway.
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No FEMA guidlines about how high off the ground you have to be to build a home there, apparently.
New York state also features Cairo, Rome, Phonecia, Goshen and Florida.
[Note from Rod: We are on high ground in West Feliciana, so except for a strip down the hill on the way to the river, no flooding problems here. -- RD]
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““In the Year 3372″:
In the Year 7510, if God is coming, he’d oughta make it by then.
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And then there’s Tom Monaghan’s Catholicville down in Florida.
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