Check out this crazypants welcome an American Airlines flight attendant gave to passengers on a recent flight from Chicago to Madison, WI. I think the Leadership Conference of Women Religious may have a great keynote speaker for next year.
Flying High Before Takeoff
6 Responses to Flying High Before Takeoff
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If you listen around the 10-15 second mark, she actually makes a baby cry. Rad.
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I would so be in Homeland Security’s custody before the end of that announcement.
@Lord Karth: I agree 100%.
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I wonder if she was putting on a sweater and a pair of sneakers while she was singing?
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Crazypants is true!
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They were headed to Madison, Wisc.; most of the passengers probably thought the talk was pretty groovy.



This flight attendant is deeply disturbed, and is very likely in need of serious in-patient treatment.
One hopes American Airlines’ legal department (not to mention their security department) has been notified about this person.
Your servant,
Lord Karth