Is there no subterfuge to which Sasquatch will not stoop to confound his enemies? News from from the frontlines of the secret war:

An apparent hunt for Bigfoot in the woods of Oklahoma went wrong after a man reportedly heard a “barking noise,” turned around and shot his friend in the back, police say.

One of the men told authorities they were hunting for the mythical beast in the woods of Rogers County Saturday night.

The wounded man allegedly shot by 21-year-old Omar Pineda was not named, but he is expected to survive, News on 6 reports. Pineda was arrested and charged with reckless conduct with a firearm and obstruction.

Omar, man, I am with you! I just wish you had asked me first about the old ventriloquist trick Sasquatch pulls on amateurs.