Brendan gets his teeth into the narcissism of Mia Farrow and other celebrities who have been “dieting for Darfur” — ie trimming their figures as the public marvels at their humanitarian largesse.

Good bit:

Branson’s three-day “hunger strike” started over the weekend. On the first evening he said he was craving a “decent meal” and was feeling so disorientated that he “had a couple games of chess with somebody who doesn’t normally beat me, and he beat me both times”. Is there no sacrifice celebrities aren’t willing to make in order to Save Darfur?