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A Very Fair Arrangement

I hope Santorum finds something to do besides lining his pockets as a lobbyist – though the man needs to some pocket-lining; he has seven kids! – and that he’s never allowed to talk about foreign policy ever again. (Until the Venezuelans invade, at which point I’ll repent and summon him back from the political […]

I hope Santorum finds something to do besides lining his pockets as a lobbyist – though the man needs to some pocket-lining; he has seven kids! – and that he’s never allowed to talk about foreign policy ever again. (Until the Venezuelans invade, at which point I’ll repent and summon him back from the political wilderness.) ~Ross Douthat

I will second that.  Consider a Venezuelan invasion clause to have been added to the formal agreement, which has the provisional title of, “No more Churchill-themed speeches, please, we beg of you!”  I wonder if Santorum will go for it?

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