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This Squeegeeing Will Not Stand, This Squeegeeing On Juan Tabo

Dan McCarthy is similarly unimpressed by Will’s column and doubts that the experience of addressing NYC’s problems in the last decade has any bearing on the problems of the nation today.  He asks: Is Ruday gonna save the country from the legions of menacing squeegee men rampant in Peoria and Albuquerque?  Hey, that’s squeegeefascist!  Some people clearly don’t […]

Dan McCarthy is similarly unimpressed by Will’s column and doubts that the experience of addressing NYC’s problems in the last decade has any bearing on the problems of the nation today.  He asks:

Is Ruday gonna save the country from the legions of menacing squeegee men rampant in Peoria and Albuquerque? 

Hey, that’s squeegeefascist!  Some people clearly don’t take the threat of militant squeegeeism as seriously as Rudy does.  How many times have I been driving around Albuquerque when I am at home and been beset by the roving hordes of squeegeefascists?  How many times have Albuquerqueans of all classes and races cried out, “How long, O Lord, until Thou shalt send us a deliverer from the torment of the squeegee?”?  Too many, let me tell you.

Rudy will probably also be able to fix the plague of jaywalking that is currently crippling Hyde Park.  He may prove to be completely incompetent when it comes to doing anything required of the President, but he has urban reform down pat.

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