The first direct Tehran-Caracas flights have begun, enabled by Condoleezza Rice’s decision to grant the Iranian aircraft industry spare parts despite Iran’s refusal to suspend uranium enrichment. ~Michael Rubin

When they add a connecting route to La Paz, I guess we’ll just have to bow down and proclaim Rick Santorum our king for his prescience.  Why, if someone took the first flight and then took the second one, you’d suddenly have an Iranian in Bolivia, which proves that their plans for world mastery are drawing close to completion.

P.S. Rubin’s post had to be a joke, right?  Right?