He Probably Doesn’t Even Like Quail Hunting
That leaves one man: Dan Quayle. Not only is he eligible, but he has executive experience and would raise the Republicans’ intellectual level. Everything old is new again.
Quayle has never been a media darling, but his image is still youthful, yet he has powerful nostalgic appeal. He is untouched by scandal; he has never shot a hunting companion; he is not known to be gay; he has written no dirty books; he has no lesbian children; he was born in this country; he has never started a war or antagonized a major ethnic community; he is not being sued by an embittered former wife. His only known flaw is poor spelling.
As Republicans go, Quayle is a fascinating enigma. If anything, he is perhaps too perfect. ~Joseph Sobran
Given the quality of the competition, a popular Draft Quayle movement sounds less incredible all the time.
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