Reporting in from Miami, readers. As soon as I got off the plane, I followed a hunch that the Florida woman who bit our Cajun camel’s testicles might be hiding on Calle Ocho under a pile of vaca frita at the town’s most famous Cuban joint. I feel the need to defend the honor of our swamp dromedary, and get that woman sorted. In the end, I was wrong. She wasn’t under the mound of rice and beans either. I press on.

If you’re in south Florida and want to come talk Benedict Option tomorrow, I’ll be at the Christ the Saviour Orthodox Cathedral on Saturday October 5 from 10:30am until 3pm. Tickets and more information here.  I’ll be interviewed at length on stage by Father Joseph Lucas. We’ll break for lunch, and then in the afternoon, take your questions.