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A Roadtrip With Uncle Chuckie

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From the Cosimanian Orthodox Library comes one of Uncle Chuckie’s [2] favorite childhood storybooks. Mommy’s body in the trunk, John Wayne Gacy babysitting, and Daddy knowing exactly where he’s going…

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#1 Comment By charles cosimano On August 1, 2014 @ 2:35 pm

Ah, nostalgia.

I actually met John Wayne Gacy once. He literally ran away. (True story.)

#2 Comment By Darth Thulhu On August 1, 2014 @ 5:19 pm

Aw. The clown looks so happy. I’m sure nothing could possibly go wrong!

#3 Comment By RB On August 1, 2014 @ 10:46 pm

My coulrophobiometer just redlined.

#4 Comment By RB On August 1, 2014 @ 10:49 pm

This picture could be repurposed for an instructional brochure: “Republicans and You! The Social Conservative’s Guide to Entry-Level Politics”

Except if this would work better if the clown were driving and the dad were tied up in the back.

#5 Comment By MH – Secular Misanthropist On August 1, 2014 @ 11:10 pm

Great, now I’m thinking about the movie It and Pennywise the evil clown.

#6 Comment By Patrick On August 1, 2014 @ 11:32 pm

I don’t like the way the clown is eyein’ that boy, I’ll tell ya that.

@ RB: Ha! It’d be cool if this blog featured a “caption this”, wouldn’t it?

#7 Comment By Siarlys Jenkins On August 2, 2014 @ 10:15 am

It would help to have the entire story line posted. The cover isn’t enough background to sustain the description.

#8 Comment By turmarion On August 2, 2014 @ 3:58 pm

I keep thinking that with a pipe, the father would look like [3] from the Church of the Sub-Genius….

#9 Comment By Dave Taggart On August 2, 2014 @ 6:19 pm

Some books SHOULD be judged by their covers!