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The most amusing book review ever

… might be Garrison Keillor’s notorious evisceration of Bernard-Henri Levy’s Tocquevillian travelogue. But I’m putting my money on Alan Jacobs’ takedown of “The Collected Works of Kahlil Gibran.” Here’s how it starts: Expansive and yet vacuous is the prose of Kahlil Gibran, And weary grows the mind doomed to read it. The hours of my penance […]

… might be Garrison Keillor’s notorious evisceration of Bernard-Henri Levy’s Tocquevillian travelogue. But I’m putting my money on Alan Jacobs’ takedown of “The Collected Works of Kahlil Gibran.” Here’s how it starts:

Expansive and yet vacuous is the prose of Kahlil Gibran,
And weary grows the mind doomed to read it.
The hours of my penance lengthen,
The penance established for me by the editor of this magazine,
And those hours may be numbered as the sands of the desert.
And for each of them Kahlil Gibran has prepared
Another ornamental phrase,
Another faux-Biblical cadence,
Another affirmation proverbial in its intent
But alas! lacking the moral substance,
The peasant shrewdness, of the true proverb.

O Book, O Collected Works of Kahlil Gibran,
Published by Everyman’s Library on a dark day,
I lift you from the Earth to which I recently flung you
When my wrath grew too mighty for me,
I lift you from the Earth,
Noticing once more your annoying heft,
And thanking God—though such thanks are sinful—
That Kahlil Gibran died in New York in 1931
At the age of forty-eight,
So that he could write no more words,
So that this Book would not be yet larger than it is

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