How great is France? They have goat-cheese Cheetos there! A snack chip review site raves:

And the flavor, I have to say is spot on, and uncannily like goat cheese. … It aptly mixes the mild salty flavors of goat cheese along with the subtly acrid after taste- and it must be emphasized that the after taste is kept well under control and shouldn’t offend anyone.

I met a new friend at dinner last night who discovered these this summer in France. He and his wife say they are as delicious as they sound. I mean to find out for myself.