If u support Trump, we don’t have anything to talk abt & we can’t be friends. This isn’t abt parties or ideology; This is abt right & wrong
— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) November 24, 2017
I’m not a Trump supporter, but this New York Times columnist sure makes me want to be.
UPDATE: Good grief, people, is it really that hard not to read everything with severe literalism?
UPDATE.2: Judging from the comments I’m having to spike, there are certain readers who blame me for having incapacitated their ability to understand comic exaggeration by having inserted a wooden staff into their plumbing. Tant pis.