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I’m not a Trump supporter, but this New York Times columnist sure makes me want to be.

UPDATE: Good grief, people, is it really that hard not to read everything with severe literalism?

UPDATE.2: Judging from the comments I’m having to spike, there are certain readers who blame me for having incapacitated their ability to understand comic exaggeration by having inserted a wooden staff into their plumbing. Tant pis.