As Charles Murray is my witness, this is just about hathotically perfect:

Levi Johnston, an avid hunter whose girlfriend Sunny Oglesby is five months’ pregnant with their daughter, plans to name the baby “Breeze Beretta” after the Italian handgun, the couple tell Inside Edition.

It sounds like an NRA-approved variety of Glade PlugIn. Keep it classy, Babydaddy!

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