The youthful urban geniuses behind the disastrous Mall Of Louisiana flash mob that did so much for Baton Rouge’s peace of mind, economic climate, and race relations last weekend, are reportedly planning for round two this coming weekend:

WAFB is told the incident last Saturday night was supposed to be one big gathering for a group picture. Deputies say several small fights occurred in various parts of the mall with the largest fight occurring in the food court area.

While there were an estimated 200 juveniles in the area at the time, it was unclear how many people took part in the altercations.  Some say round two is the attempt to do what they were intending to do at the mall, to take a huge group picture. But this time it is supposed to take place at the former Don Carter’s, which is now the All Star Lanes Bowling Alley.

The Bowling alley is taking no chances and they are increasing their officer presence for the upcoming weekend.

Anybody want to go bowling this weekend? Anybody want to send their teenagers to a place that’s planning to “increase its officer presence” this weekend? How confident does that make you?

Can’t imagine why people would not want to be anywhere you boys and girls are. Good work, kids. Good work, parents of these kids. Parent. Whatevs.