downton-abbey-cartoonUPDATE: I’ve changed the subject and altered the text to hide from the five people left on the planet the name of the character in Downton who died in the season-ending episode on Sunday.

I have come up with the obvious, and obviously brilliant, solution for how Downton Abbey can revive itself after [character’s] shocking death. Below the jump, the answer is revealed. You’re welcome:

Cousin Oliver, of "The Brady Bunch"

Cousin Oliver, of “The Brady Bunch”

Not working for you? Fine, then, have your Poochie: