This Daily Mail headline up right now is why the UK paper is my guiltiest pleasure:

‘Half-Ton Killer’ reveals her dramatic weight loss following surgery – as she breaks her silence to insist she STILL loves sister who beat nephew to death

They gots a picture too.

While NYPD Ofc. Louis Deprimo is out putting boots on the cold feet of barefoot homeless men, I’m laying up in the bed reading about a morbidly obese alleged murderess who couldn’t have killed her nephew because she was too fat to lift her arm.