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Costco Caters The Apocalypse

Let Costco cater your Apocalypse with its $3,200 Food For Four People For Nine Months package. Or, if you prefer, order a la carte and take home such delicacies as chicken-flavored soybean product.  Oy.

It has been pointed out to me that French oysters are not included in the package. Well, of course not. Being perfect in every way, by the time the Apocalypse comes, they will have been Raptured straight to the wedding banquet in heaven. Duh!

(H/T: Reader Brad P.)

 

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Rod Dreher is a senior editor at The American Conservative. He has written and edited for the New York Post, The Dallas Morning News, National Review, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, the Washington Times, and the Baton Rouge Advocate. Rod’s commentary has been published in The Wall Street Journal, Commentary, the Weekly Standard, Beliefnet, and Real Simple, among other publications, and he has appeared on NPR, ABC News, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, and the BBC. He lives in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, with his wife Julie and their three children. He has also written four books, The Little Way of Ruthie Leming, Crunchy Cons, How Dante Can Save Your Life, and The Benedict Option.

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