Zack Hunt, a youth minister whose blog The American Jesus pokes fun at the way we remake Jesus Christ in the image of Yankee Doodle Dandy, says he has found the most disturbing Jesus portrait ever.  Believe it or not, it’s not the image above of Dallas Businessman Jesus. You’ll have to go to his blog to see the Jesus portrait in this Caravaggio of the Bozart’s (totally unironic!) series that freaked Zack’s cheese. It’s … something.

In non-religious disturbing image news, if you click on the following link, you will never, ever unsee these grotesque things! You have been warned. Those edibles will likely make Charles Cosimano dive under his desk and claw at his eyes.