Per the CPAC schedule, at 3:45 pm today lucky attendees of the right-wing confab can catch a documentary called “Nine Days That Changed the World,” described in the program as “Pope John Paul II’s 1979 pilgrimage to Poland, Starring Newt and Callista Gingrich.” Well, of course: who else would star in the pope’s historic visit to Poland?
Solidarity With Newt
4 Responses to Solidarity With Newt
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You know it’s getting pretty bad when the GOP has to resort to Diebold to keep Paul from winning the straw poll at CPAC.
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And in the tragic wake of Solidarity just two years later, Newt would learn the lessons that would prop and stay his devout convert’s spirit ever after: the burning pietist libido to overcome the crackdowns of *marital* law otherwise restraining his inner – or more obviously if nauseatingly, outer – Pole, in the process of aping the native dissidents said to have seeded the eventual liberation of their native land in acting “as if they were free”; the fact that in the case of the Gingribread Doughboy, his chosen inphallible patriarch was more stiff than pontiff, more John Thomas than John Paul, and sworn to something rather less exacting than clerical celibacy, is only to be expected when manning the decks of restoring personal, I mean American exceptionalism, whence all but He had fled…
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“Is this going to be like Forrest Gump where they are photoshopped in? :+”
I was thinking more along the lines of Zelig.



Is this going to be like Forrest Gump where they are photoshopped in? :+)