A Quantum Of Scooter
The film picks up right after Casino Royale, with Bond on the hunt for the secret organization that turned his beloved Vespa [sic] against him. ~Peter Suderman
Even more cruel was the organization’s successful efforts to buy the loyalty of Bond’s trusted sidekick, Schwinn.
I think it should’ve been called Snifter of Solace, with Bond battling the sinister Baron de Sigognac while mourning the loss of his one true love, the Spanish knockout Brandy de Jerez.
That was a groaner, my friend, though a good one.
Go, and Schwinn no more.