Rushing in where even a quarter-century’s worth of genocidal Indonesians feared to tread, comes East Timor’s über-babe Amivi Gama–new President for Life, C-in-C of the Armed Forces, and High Court Chief Justice–whose smack of firm government has been subjected to a misogynistic media embargo, breached only, of course, by the ever-indispensable Onion:

East Timor’s First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women