I cannot imagine wanting to see this in ten thousand lifetimes. I would rather strangle cats. I would rather be a strangled cat:
Worst movie of 2012
17 Responses to Worst movie of 2012
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Joanna says:
Oh no they didn’t!1111!!1
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Scott Galupo says:
C’mon, Rod; where’s ya dignity?
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James says:
“Sister Bernice” is pretty damn offensive.
Embarrassingly bad. And when you thought Hollywood had reached the bottom of the barrel…
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When I clicked to watch the trailer (which, by the way, looks to mean a series of happy childhood memories of staying up late with my father and brother and popcorn/candy to watch the original Stooges is going to be ruined, permanently), YouTube sent me a popup to offer to incorporate cats into movie trailers for me. Presumably for laughs… Anyway, I blame you, Rod. In fact, the message has probably gotten back to these fake Stooges, and now they’ll ruin cats for humanity, too.
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It’s not that I oppose Stoogery (I drove past the birthplace of Larry Fine in downtown Philly once upon a time, and nearly crossed myself). But was there really any need for a Three Stooges movie at this point in the history of the cosmos?
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Ignominious says:
Rod: But was there really any need for a Three Stooges movie at this point in the history of the cosmos?
Yes, there is. Think of it as a subtle reflection on the mentality of our Ruling Elite.
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jaybird says:
I gotta say, as awful as this looks, going just by the trailer, the actors really nail the voices and mannerisms, particularly “Moe”. So I’ll give them that. But yeah, there’s no reason on earth this should have been made. I thought the original pitch was for this to be a bio-pic?
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Noah G. says:
A ton of movies nowadays shouldn’t be made, especially remakes and movies based on TV shows (and board games??), etc. But I have to say, despite what will most likely be REALLY offensive material for the most part (to Catholics specifically), this preview looked funny to me. Will Sasso (Curly) from Mad TV is very talented, for instance. When I heard the Farrelly Brothers were doing this, I thought “stupid stupid,” but it does look sorta funny. Though I probably won’t end up seeing it.
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dominick amendola says:
this looks awesome and you know it
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JonF says:
James,
Hollywood’s barrel is bottomless, reaching into all those nether dimensions the physicists only theorize about
Ignominious,
If you are referring to the GOP 2012 clown posse, one needs to add Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello and Phyllis Diller to the movie to make the gang. -
David J. White says:
The thing is, it was already done as a TV movie over ten years ago:
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Lord Karth says:
Hollywood makes good movies ??
Prediction: this will be the # 1 grosser of 2012. By a landslide.
Your servant,
Lord Karth
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Noah says:
I am reminded of a line that Dennis Miller said about the Anna Nicole Smith reality TV show that also works with this movie. If memory serves, it was:
“This show is aimed at an important demographic: people so stupid that they’ll buy any piece of s*** that you put in front of them.”
As America becomes a paradise of diversity, and public education serves up more pablum and indoctrination, we will see many, many movies like this one on offer.
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Owen Sands says:
I am so going to see this movie. But I’m also greatly entertained by going to the local wrasslin’ matches and watching grown men in tights hit each other with folding chairs.
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John Presnall says:
This looks terrible. The writers should have gone with Shemp instead of Curly.
I wouldn’t go see this movie, but I have memories of my peruvian grandma–who didn’t speak much english—coming to the states and visiting us. She didn’t have much to do during the day so she would sit in front of the TV watching the 3 stooges. Even though I’m sure she had next to no idea what they were saying, the visuals alone were enough to get her laughing uncontrollably!