A working draft of the script for the first episode of next season’s Downton Abbey, the cruelest series (to its characters) on television. It begins with Daisy and Mrs. Patmore accidentally killing themselves in the kitchen:
Enter Jimmy, in a huff, followed by Thomas, red-faced, followed by Alfred, confused.
JIMMY (to Mrs. Hughes) He touched my bottom again.
THOMAS My hand slipped as I was reaching for something.
ALFRED Yeah, his bottom.
MRS. HUGHES There’ll be no more talk of bottoms or touching in this house.
THOMAS Mister Carson won’t be too happy about having a lie down now, Daisy.A beat.
THOMAS (cont.) Daisy?
MRS. HUGHES I’m afraid they’re dead.
JIMMY Crikey!
ALFRED But I was going to ask her to Badger Counting Day in the village tomorrow.
MRS. HUGHES (heavy sigh) There’ll be no more badger counting for these two I’m afraid.
THOMAS What are we going to do about the roast? Mister Carson’s waiting.
MRS. HUGHES Jimmy, help get that roast and those little potatoes on a charger and get them to the dining room. Alfred, move the bodies outside. Thomas, stop touching Jimmy. Heavens. Am I the only one who realizes we have a dinner to serve?
Read the whole thing. It’s funny.
Thomas Andrews 
Grendel 
Consequences2 
RB 
David J. White 
The thought of homosexuals molesting others makes you laugh and provides you entertainment? No wonder you think “gays” are fine! Do you enjoy those jokes about clergy molesting kids as well?
[Note from Rod: OK, Heather, I'm leaving this post of yours up instead of sending it to the trash bucket, as I sometimes do with your stuff, to let you know why I'm exiting you from this blog's comments sections. You often have good things to say, but your monomania on homosexuality, using nearly every opportunity to repeat the same shrill points, are finally too much for me. This is troll behavior. You've said you were booted from the First Things site. You can't accuse FT of supporting what you love to call "the homosexuality agenda," and you can't accuse me of that either. The problem, Heather, is you. -- RD]