Courtesy of a reader, who wants to know why on earth I didn’t trademark “crunchy”:

These are pretty funny, but I wonder what a crunchy con variations would be? Suggestions? How about:

“You could do it that way, but Dr. Weston A. Price says… .”

“Are y’all doing CC next year, or what?”

“I don’t know, we might be starting a home church soon.”

“Father says it’s not okay to wear Birkenstocks to liturgy, unless you have socks on.”

“Ron Paul!”

“Mom, honestly, there’s nothing unsafe about making your own baby food.”

“My conservative parents think I’m a liberal because Fox News drives me crazy.”

“My liberal friends think I’m a liberal because Fox News drives me crazy.”

“We took all nine kids to the Novus Ordo last week, and it kind of freaked them out.”

“RINO? Like I care.”

Your suggestions, please.