Brilliant Twitter feed repeating things overheard in the elevator at Goldman Sachs, though now it’s expanded to include conversation heard all around Wall Street (investment banks, bars, etc.). Really funny stuff. For example:

 I don’t care how into the environment she says she is. No chick wants to be picked up in a Chevy Volt.

True! More:

Can we please stop calling them ‘hipsters’ and go back to calling them ‘pu*sies?’

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