fbpx
Politics Foreign Affairs Culture Fellows Program

Never, EVER Go Into the Water!

The action starts around the 43 second mark. Be sure to have the volume turned down; there be cussin’. But once you see what happens, you entirely sympathize. When I was nine years old, I whined and whined and whined to my dad to please please please take me to see “Jaws.” He finally gave […]

The action starts around the 43 second mark. Be sure to have the volume turned down; there be cussin’. But once you see what happens, you entirely sympathize.

When I was nine years old, I whined and whined and whined to my dad to please please please take me to see “Jaws.” He finally gave in. Unwise! It ruined me for beach fun forever. I assume that they’re always lying in wait to chomp me. When it comes to sharks, I’m basically Linus-and-the-Queen-Snakes.  If I won the lottery, I would fund a Discovery Channel documentary involving Nazis, UFOs, sharks, and the hunt for Sasquatch. And then the world would end.

Advertisement

Comments

Want to join the conversation?

Subscribe for as little as $5/mo to start commenting on Rod’s blog.

Join Now