The Russian Orthodox Church has been caught airbrushing a $30,000 watch off Patriarch Kyrill’s wrist, and doing so badly. More:
Russian bloggers have published rumors that the patriarch has a large country house, a private yacht and a penchant for ski vacations in Switzerland, though none of this has been proved.
The watch, on the other hand, has been an object of fascination for years, and there is little question of its existence. It was first sighted on the patriarch’s wrist in 2009 during a visit to Ukraine, where he gave a televised interview on the importance of asceticism. [Emphasis mine -- RD]
A Breguet watch “is virtually a sine qua non of any depiction of the aristocracy, the bourgeoisie or, quite simply, a life of luxury and elegance,” the company says, noting that its products have been worn by Marie Antoinette and Czar Aleksandr I and cited in works by Dumas and Hugo.
A Russian emigre friend who is devoutly Orthodox told me last year he has no use for the Russian hierarchy because of its wealth and connections to state power. This, I suppose, is a small but telling sign of what he was talking about.



The Russian Orthodox Church has a fancy watch. It also has churches like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Christ_the_Saviour
I am not sure how much of a role asceticism plays.
This is no knock on the religion. I am Roman Catholic, after all. I would not be surprised to see the Pope wearing expensive things. Once you accept the pointy hat and the golden scepter and the Sistine Chapel, a nice watch or an expensive pair of sneakers or some such don’t seem all that shocking.
I always wondered: If the Pope opened up the vault at the Vatican and had an auction, how much would they actually make? I suspect that instead of passing the plate to collect money at mass, they could probably distribute cash for a while.
Probably do wonders for attendance.